Friday, March 31, 2006
A Nursery Lesson
There once was a speedy hare who bragged about how fast he could wank. Tired of hearing him boast, Slow and Steady, the tortoise, challenged him to a race. All the animals in the forest gathered to watch.
Hare wanked for a while and then paused to rest. He looked at Slow and Steady and cried out, "How do you expect to win this race when you are wanking at your slow, slow pace?"
Hare stretched himself out and fell asleep, thinking, "There is plenty of time to relax."
Slow and Steady wanked and wanked. He never, ever stopped until he came.
The animals who were watching cheered so loudly for Tortoise, they woke up Hare.
Hare stretched and yawned and began to wank again, but it was too late. Tortoise had finished and was smoking a cigarette.
After that, Hare always reminded himself, "Don't brag about your lightning pace, for Slow and Steady won the race!"